I've always enjoyed names, etymological derivations, monikers, and even epithets. My own name, Sean Patrick Ocheese MacCath-Moran, is often a point of discussion with new acquaintances, and it often initiates discourse touching on these elements. To begin with, my name is over-long, often appearing to take up much more real estate than would seem appropriate. Moreover, being possessed of two middle names has long been a problem for me as most filing systems, be they paper or electronic, do not accommodate such deviant labeling conventions (more on this later).
Answering the question "Where are you?" seems to beg for context, so here it goes:
*Sean takes a deep breath and begins...*